---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Sam Sakola <thaispirit@yahoo.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2009 3:36 AM
Subject: Fw: Men-wisdom
To: samxphumirat@yahoo.com, John <smiththai1@gmail.com>
Sam Sakola
--- On Wed, 3/11/09, lashan hoopes <lashanhoopes@yahoo.com> wrote: From: lashan hoopes <lashanhoopes@yahoo.com> Subject: Men-wisdom To: "LACY ASHER" <lacystoker1@hotmail.com> Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 10:54 AM Mens pearls of wisdom > > 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good > memory. I don't remember, what I chose. > > 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom > factory. > > 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. > > 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' > > 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - > 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. > > 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing > on earth. > > 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try > Weekly, and Try Weakly. > > 8. Virginity can be cured. > > 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. > > 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good > partner, you'd better have a good hand. > > 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too > small. > > 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. > > 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? > > A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. > > 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was > happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...... > > 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? > > A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. > > 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > > A: Breasts don't have eyes. > > 17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't take your troubles to bed', > many men still sleep with their wives!! > > Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense > of humor
| |