Fwd: Fw: Men-wisdom



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From: Sam Sakola <thaispirit@yahoo.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2009 3:36 AM
Subject: Fw: Men-wisdom
To: samxphumirat@yahoo.com, John <smiththai1@gmail.com>



Sam Sakola


--- On Wed, 3/11/09, lashan hoopes <lashanhoopes@yahoo.com> wrote:
From: lashan hoopes <lashanhoopes@yahoo.com>
Subject: Men-wisdom
To: "LACY ASHER" <lacystoker1@hotmail.com>
Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 10:54 AM

Mens pearls of wisdom

>
> 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A  big dick or a good 
> memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
>
> 2.  Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom  
> factory.
>
> 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for  sex, she objects.
>
> 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No  hard feelings...'
>
> 5. There are only two four letter words  that are offensive to men - 
> 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used  together.
>
> 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next  to the best thing 
> on earth.
>
> 7. There are three stages of sex  in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try 
> Weekly, and Try Weakly.
>
> 8.  Virginity can be cured.
>
> 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack  of opportunity.
>
> 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you  don't have a good 
> partner, you'd better have a good hand.
>
> 11.  I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too  
> small.
>
> 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep  with the enemy.
>
> 13. Q: What's an Australian  kiss?
>
>      A: The same thing as a  French kiss, only down under.
>
> 14. A couple just married were  happy with the whole thing. He was 
> happy with the Hole and she was  happy with the Thing......
>
> 15. Q: What are the three biggest  tragedies in a man's life?
>
>     A: Life sucks,  job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
>
> 16. Q: Why do men find it  difficult to make eye contact?
>
>     A:  Breasts don't have eyes.
>
> 17. Despite the old saying, ' Don 't  take your troubles to bed', 
> many men still sleep with their  wives!!
>
> Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a  good sense 
> of  humor

 

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